basically, it sucks.

not my life in particular or anything. i think my life is fucking sweet. but if you ask most people about the matter you get a resounding 'fuck life'. but i dunno. i guess its all about perspective and flawed senses of relativity. which is also relative and an opinion from a perspective which is flawed from many perspectives. which could go on (word vomit is fun!). but i digress.

pretty sure it stems from this overwhelming idea thats been recycling itself since we've had real culture, the idea that life as we know it is going to shit and the younger geneations are tearing down the essential moral backbones of our society.

and how could that be wrong? themes of lawlessness, sex, homosexuality, lack of religion and other such threats to our puritan culture parade around the media, flaunting their devilish cleavage to our moral demise. these thing are new and strange and are hurdles that our world has never seen before.

sike.

lawlessness? timeless. sex? only became taboo a few hundred years ago. being gay? because its just damn unnatural right? because thats why it happens NATURALLY in NATURE and has been documented for millenia. so people must just choose to be gay. naturally. and lack of religion? i'll be the next one in a very very long line to say fuck religion and thank you kindly. if you havent noticed, most of the smartest people throughout history have been athiests, or at least agnostic (a more humble athiest). it's sort of swept under the rug, because awareness of the fact that religion ISNT necessary to survival is a scary thought for an establishment thats very much dependant on your belief that without it, you'll die a horrible slow agonizing death, when in fact, the truth is quite the opposite. because without a few billion people blindly throwing money at a disturbingly shadowy and archane system in hopes of securing their security (i know, redundant), it would collapse. and what a victory for free thought that would be.

unfortunately for the minds of the masses however, we all to often prefer to be TOLD what to think and how to act, so bitching about religion is completely and utterly friggin pointless.

anywho. the point is that life as we know it ISNT degrading at a rate so breathtaking and unrelenting that the world will never recover, the point is that life is 'IMPROVING' at rate so breathtaking and unrelenting that the world will never recover. because with each new technological advance, we're given more time to sit around with our thumbs up our asses and bitch about shit. somehow, enough monkeys got together to build this wonderful world we live in full of opportunity and iced cappuccino and all we seem to do is bitch about life and act all jaded and hate on christmas and how much more my hometown sucks than yours and listen to ourselves moan because nobody (as naturally self centered human beings) gives a shit about us more than we do. and with this go getter attitude, its no wonder we think that life sucks. BUT OPEN YOUR EYES. if you want to talk to somebody, you can just call them. or drive to them. or fly. if you want anything at all, its probably right around the corner or waiting in a warehouse to be shipped to you overnight. if you want knowledge, there's a whole fing internet at your disposal. want art? internet. see new and interesting places? internet. find love? internet. its so easy you dont even HAVE TO GET UP OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND GET IT ANYMORE.

but if you read that first sentence up at the top, you get that same feeling that a lot of people have, because shit still isnt easy enough. it always needs to be faster, stronger, sexier for us. like the internet. look how far it's come in twenty short years. a hell of a lot farther than i have! it seems to me that its not a quetion of the rich getting richer, but more of a case of the smart getting smarter and the dumb getting dumber.

so at this point you're screaming "YES! YES! I LOVE YOU AND AGREE WITH YOU BECAUSE IT SOUNDS UNIQUE AND UN-BAND WAGON AND DISTOPIATIC AND ITS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL (and where can i buy a tshirt)!"

then shut the fuck up! how about NOT agreeing? FUCKING SHEEP! back to THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE. because this shits all been done and is a result of too much time and ass-thumbing and iced cappuccino and you're just gonna go back and bitch about how much your hometown sucks and why 'x' band is a fucking sellout and keep ignoring the real problems.

so the moral of the story is 1) life doesnt suck, its all about how you look at it 2) stop bitching because a) no one cares b) you're not gonna change the world and c) no one cares 3) stop going to church because its keeping us in a rut and 4) just think for yourself. i know its harder and goes without reward, but you'll be much less prone to bitch to me about shit, and then we wont even have to talk anymore. think about how happy we'll both be then, hmm?

i jest. much love. =ô.ô= <--- it's a cat!

unrelated sidenote, cool pic...

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all you famous artists can't fuck with this shit.