sorry for another copy-paste. it's not that i've been too busy to update with something meaningful, it's because i don't care. if that somes off strong, well fuck it. :)
this journal is brought to you by our good friends a urban dictionary dot com, by way of my buddy joe. joe couldn't be here with us tonight because he's busy mauling surfers and eating sea lions and besides, if he stops swimming for too long i think he might suffocate.
so without further ado, i bring you a topic near and dear to the hearts of straight men and lesbians everywhere. the vagina. and several hundred masogynistic euphemisms for it. i'm particularly fond of the te